The worst thing he ever did

Two drunk friends are bragging about the worst things they have done whilst under the infgluence.


"Thas pretty bad man." Jay stuttered. "But I can top that."

"Oh yeah?" Billy laughed

"Yeah, so one time at a party Kathy and I were trashed, and we, um, well we slept together."

Billy's eyes grew wide. "You slept with Pete's girl? dude, uncool!" He laughed. "But that's not too bad, I mean I've done worse."

"Ya right, like what?"

"I killed someone once!" Billy yelled triumphantly. after a moment he realized what he had just said and grew quiet."

"e-excuse, me...? Jay looked nervous.

"I think I killed someone once. It was late and I was driving home after a party, and all of a sudden something was in the road, and i tried to stop, but i hit it straight on, and just kept driving." He was crying now, and Jay just sat there stunned.

He finally spoke. "Maybe it was a deer."

"No," Billy sobbed, "I wasn't drunk, I know it was a person, when I got home, there was blood all over the front of my truck. I spent the rest of the night cleaning it."

"I-I don't know what to say." Jay whispered. They sat there for some time, neither of them took another drink.